: Some lovely pictures there, and truly excellent shite-spotting skills !!!
From a tourist point of view, Gozo is everything that Malta should have been. And, as you have proven, it's an autoshitter's paradise too ! I have to disagree with you regarding the hot women, though... Not much to write home about, unless middle eastern women are your thing.
: The red Fiat is a Palio
. It's supposed to be a 'world car' sort of concept, designed for disadvantaged/developing countries (...like Malta ?!?!).
The purple thing is a Kia Avella
, designed for disadvantaged American college students and the occasional greedy European rent-a-car company.